Merry Fucking Christmas Cotton Socks

Novelty without losing quality... because if you're going to gift socks, it may as well be these - perfect Stocking Filler or Secret Santa gifts

If you've followed the range over the years - thank you very much - your continued purchases have meant that, year on year, we've been able to expand. So, if you bought the chocolate, tried the Edinburgh Rock, wiped up with the T-Towel whilst wearing the mother (and father) of all aprons (launched in 2021), then it's time to wear the socks.

If nothing else they'll come in very handy this winter!

Our socks are made from 80% combed cotton for comfort, 17% Polyamide for strength and 3% Elastane for stretchy-ness.