Merry Fucking Christmas Screen Printed Canvas Apron

The perfect host/ess gift this Christmas or just a stocking filler for the Humbug in your life. Tattoo style design to impress with sass.

If you've followed the range over the years - thank you very much - your continued purchases have meant that, year on year, we've been able to expand. So, if you bought the chocolate, tried the Edinburgh Rock, wiped up with the T-Towel whilst wearing the socks, then it's time to don the mother (and father) of all aprons.

Our screen printed aprons are made from 100% heavyweight canvas, are a 283gsm weight and measure 900mm x 680mm with fabulous adjustable neck straps and super long waist straps - they'll accomodate any number of turkey dinners with Christmas!