18th birthday card. The text is dark grey with the words 'You're 18!' highlighted in purple.
The quotes on the card are...
To a teenager there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
When you’re a teenager, ‘No’ is a complete sentence.
Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.
Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.
It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are.
The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.
There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.
Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.
A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.
Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.
Teenagers who are never required to vacuum are living in one.
The best substitute for experience is being a teenager.
The average teenager still has all the faults their parents outgrew.
If you choose to personalise this card the name will be highlighted in purple, the same colour as the words 'You're 18!'. We do not send you a proof so please make sure you spell the name correctly when you type it into the box.
This card is blank inside unless you pay to have a message printed.
Comes with a white envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.
You can also choose to send this card direct to the recipient; perfect if you're overseas or in a hurry. A card chosen with this option will have the message printed in the card exactly as typed in the text box and sent in the white envelope directly to the delivery address provided. We will not send the receipt to the recipient. A card sent direct will not include the cellophane bag or rigid envelope.
Your card will be sent to the delivery address you select at checkout. If you are sending direct to your recipient please ensure that the delivery address is correct. Any orders placed where the customer address and delivery address is the same, we'll assume you're giving the card yourself and will package with a blank envelope.