18th Birthday Card Funny Teenager Quotes

The quotes on the card are...

To a teenager there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.

When you’re a teenager, ‘No’ is a complete sentence.

Teenagers complain there's nothing to do, then stay out all night doing it.

Telling a teenager the facts of life is like giving a fish a bath.

It's difficult to decide whether growing pains are something teenagers have - or are.

The average income of the modern teenager is about 2 a.m.

There is nothing wrong with today's teenager that twenty years won't cure.

Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.

A babysitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

A teenager is always too tired to hold a dishcloth, but never too tired to hold a phone.

Raising teenagers is like nailing jelly to a tree.

Teenagers who are never required to vacuum are living in one.

The best substitute for experience is being a teenager.

The average teenager still has all the faults their parents outgrew.

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