50th Birthday Card 'You're 50!' Quotes

The text is dark grey with the words 'You're 50!' highlighted in purple.

The quotes on the card are...

Middle age is having a choice between two temptations and choosing the one that'll get you home earlier.

What most people consider as virtue, when you reach middle age, is simply a loss of energy.

Inside every middle-aged person is a younger person wondering what happened.

Middle age is when you turn off lights for economical rather than romantic reasons.

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.

The first sign of middle age is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.

Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning.

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us; at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us; at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.

Middle age is always fifteen years older than you are.

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.

You know you’re getting old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it.

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This card is blank inside unless you pay to have a message printed.

Comes with a white envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.

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