Funny 70th birthday card. The text is dark grey with the words 'You're 70!' highlighted in purple.
The quotes on the card are...
The key to successful ageing is to pay as little attention to it as possible.
It's important to have a twinkle in your wrinkle.
Don't let growing older get you down - it's too hard to get back up.
Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age, sometimes age just shows up all by itself.
Don't worry about avoiding temptation - as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.
Age is a question of mind over matter; if you don't mind, it doesn't matter.
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
They say that age is all in your mind; the trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body.
The brain forgets much, but the lower back remembers everything.
You can live to be a hundred if you give up all things that make you want to live to be a hundred.
You know you're getting old when a doctor, not a policeman, tells you to slow down.
Everything slows down with age, except the time it takes cake and ice cream to reach your hips.
Wrinkles merely indicate where the smiles have been.
70 years young
Life begins at seventy
This card is blank inside.
Comes with a white envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.
