The distressed typewriter-style text says, "Small but solid (very), you get a lot of dog in a small space with a pug. You also get a lot of personality, as this comedic extrovert loves to be the centre of attention. Everywhere. All the time. So take notice. Or else. The farts on the other hand are best avoided."
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Comes with a kraft envelope and sealed inside a cellophane bag. Posted in a rigid envelope.
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