My last toilet roll is yours...
...but we can't meet up, so I can't pass it to you - why not use this card instead.
This funnty isolation card is sure to raise a smile or two.
Given the times we are living in we can send this card out for you - this will save you going to the post office to buy stamps - complete with a hand written message inside.
Writing a message inside the card for you will take us more time, hence the extra charge, but we hope this is seen as worth it and a service to you.
So just complete the required sections when ordering and we will do the rest.
Any queries or questions please don't hesitate to contact us.