Horny Dinosaurs Rude Valentines Card

Name: Horny Dinosaurs Rude Valentines Card
Brand: Newton and the Apple
SKU: 309385
Price: 2 GBP
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.8 (183 reviews)

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Description

Funny Valentine's or wedding anniversary greeting card. This red card shows our popular illustration of two rude and horny triceratops dinosaurs.

These two triceratops dinosaurs have a slightly awkward relationship - one keeps going on about being so horny while the other quite rightly points out that he's always horny. Great card for valentine's day or your anniversary.

We have lots more personalised and funny valentines cards in the Newton and the Apple shop, all inspired by some aspect of science and nature.

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Each card is made using a premium matt 300 GSM white greeting card and is sent with a red envelope in a sealed plastic sleeve. The inside of the card is left blank for you to write your own message.

Your card will be protected in sealed plastic and sent in a board envelope for safe delivery.

Dimensions

Dimensions of the folded Valentine's card are 10.5 x 15 cm.

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309385

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