A card for the favourite man in your life
There are many, many, many men around. It appears if you watch the news on a regulare basis that most of them are awful. There are, though, some good ones. If you know one and it is their birthday then sending them this card will only make them into a better man. They dont even have to be your favourite man. Even the good men are vain and quite stupid ( I should know, I am one of them) and they will belive you because it will make them happy.