Favourite Wife Greetings Card

A funny card for your favourite wife

You can tell your wife how wonderful she is. You can tell her how beautiful she is. You can tell her how amazing she is. But sometimes all she wants to hear is how rubbish all the other wives are. Not just the wives you have had, or even know. All the wives. Every single one in the whole world. Rubbish, the lot of them. Even if it is not true, they will still love you for it.