A funny Valentines card for couples who know the real meaning of love: sitting in lukewarm, leftover bathwater to save a few quid...
It must be real love if you're prepared to soak yourself in their secondhand filth-water. Or, indeed, if they are happy to sit in yours.
Part of our grid range, for real people with real relationships, this is a perfect Valentines card for your husband, wife, boyfriend or girlfriend.