Intimacy Over Time Card

A funny Valentines card for couples who are beyond the butterflies stage and exploring new boundaries of intimacy.

After the first kiss, there's the fun naked stuff, then the not-so-fun, 'here's what I look (and smell) like first thing in the morning' stage.

When you get really serious, there's the first Ikea shop and even a joint account, but you know there are no more taboos to break once you're sitting in a hot, sopay bath and your partner wanders in and takes a wee right there and then. Charming.

A perfect funny Valentines card for anyone who recognises themselves in any of that.

This Valentines card comes with a bright orange envelope.