Funny Deadpan Birthday Card – Minimalist Office Design

A no-nonsense birthday card inspired by deadpan office humour. Perfect for fans of awkward silences, blank stares and painfully literal party planning.

Know someone who hates fuss? This hilariously dry birthday card says it all, without saying too much. With a blank expression and a famously flat delivery, it’s ideal for colleagues, mates or anyone who finds party banners a bit much. Great for fans of understated humour and cult workplace sitcoms.

• Send to Me – Your card will arrive blank inside, with a recycled kraft envelope for you to add your own message (or not). • Send Direct – Add your personalised message and we’ll print it inside and post it straight to the birthday person. Ideal for last-minute laughs.