Funny New Home Card, Mortgage Etymology Card

Celebrate a new mortgage with a twist. This funny, etymology-inspired new home card delights anyone with a dark sense of humour.

Perfect for housewarmings, mortgage approvals, or just because, this playful card gives the word "mortgage" a hilariously honest spotlight. With bright text and deadpan wit, it’s a fun way to say congrats on your lifelong commitment to bricks and bills. Great for first-time buyers, couples, or friends finally escaping the rental trap.

Choose between two delivery options: • Send to Me – Card comes with kraft envelope, ready for you to sign and send. • Send Direct – We’ll print your message inside and post straight to your recipient. Just add their address and your wording at checkout.

This card works brilliantly for housewarmings, mortgage completions, or as a funny “you did it” moment for friends and family. Prefer something more sentimental? Browse our full range of New Home Cards for softer, personalised options.