Funny personalised teacher card with cocktail hymn pun. Great personalised thank you teacher card for teachers who enjoy a laugh and a large drink.
Give your teacher a fun and memorable gift with this personalised greetings card, inspired by the classic school hymn He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands. Printed with the cheeky verse:
“She’s got a cocktail in her hands, She’s got a large cocktail in her hands, [Teacher’s Name]’s got a cocktail in her hands.”
A playful twist on a primary school favourite, this personalised card is ideal for end-of-year thank yous, Christmas gifts, or as a light-hearted gesture for a newly qualified teacher (NQT). Whether your teacher prefers their cocktails shaken, stirred, or simply large, this card is sure to make them laugh.
The design features a hand holding a cocktail glass, a pink and green globe, and musical notes surrounding the words—bringing nostalgic hymn vibes with a grown-up twist. It’s perfect for any teacher with a great sense of humour and a well-deserved love for a relaxing drink.
Personalise it with your teacher’s name, and add your own heartfelt (or cheeky!) message inside. A fun and thoughtful way to say thank you for a year well taught.
