No One Else I'd Shout At When Counting Valentine Card

The perfect greeting card for the partner of a knitter: especially one who always interrupts when there's counting going on

Let's set the scene: you're in a quiet room knitting away and you've *just* got to check how many stitches you have on those needles ... you've been counting for about 20 minutes when your partner walks in and starts talking to you ... yes, we start to shout the numbers louder and louder and louder ...