'Chocolate Counts As Salad' Greetings Card

A light hearted typographic card for people who would like chocolate to count as one of their 'five a day'.

This black and white (and obviously inaccurate) justification of how chocolate counts as salad, reads:

"chocolate comes from cocoa which comes out of a tree, that makes it a plant, therefore chocolate counts as salad, the end."

This card is blank inside so you can write whatever else you like about chocolate, or anything else for that matter.