Dominic Cummings Baby Bib

The Dominic Cummings bib makes a great gift. Perfect for short drives to the other end of the country. Or trips to the opticians.

Revenge.

Unleash your baby folk on this lamentable goofus and pelt the rotter with pulverised foodstuffs.

Spag-bolify his grotty little hat. Porridge-clot his feeble opticals.

We can't get him fired. We can't get him to apologise, feel shame or take responsibility, but we can help coat him in bread scrot and egg spit.

Yes, it's childish, and so so enjoyable.

Other worthy politicians are also available.