Farage Political Pants For Men And Women
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Nigel Farage Political Pants. Knickers for women and radical Y fronts for men who dress to the right. (And outside of the EU.)
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Product description
Nigel Farage Political Pants. Knickers for women and radical Y fronts for men who dress to the right. (And outside of the EU.)
These magnificent UKIP undies show Farage at his very best. They make a perfect gift for any teenager or adult with political conviction and dubious parliamentary leanings,
A joyous birthday, anniversary, Valentine's Day, Christmas or friendship gift which is guaranteed to get a triumphal reaction. Can be worn outside trousers for rallies, marches, protests or kinky bedroom antics. Or on the head for door step canvassing. Radical underwear you probably wouldn't want to get run over in.
Printed in London by impartial, non-radical inactivists. Apparently Obama wore a pair with his head on, the day of his second election victory, given to him by none other than Katy Perry, as a good luck token. (This has yet to be officially denied by the White House.)
Our Political Pants have appeared on many current affairs programmes including The Wright Stuff and This Morning. I can also reveal that many politicians own a pair including Boris Johnson, Gordon Brown and Donald Trump.
We will happily write gift messages on request at no extra cost to make this a perfect, personal present.
Variations
Three sizes available. M, L, XL
BE WARNED. Political Pants are on the large side in order to accommodate the faces of our great statesmen. So a Medium pair would amply fit a Large gentleman. If you are buying for someone who wears small or medium sizes, then a few rounds in the washing machine may help as they will shrink a little after washing. (Please turn them inside out first.)
Either way, they will look very noble hanging on the washing line, or draped nonchalantly over a radiator.
Overview
Made in Britain
Dimensions
Waist measurements: Medium 32 inches, Large 34 inches and Extra Large 36 inches
Regrettably we are unable to refund or exchange underwear purchases.
We offer a totally no-quibble policy on refunds or swaps on all unpersonalised items except underwear. We appreciate there is nothing more deflating than receiving a gift you are not totally delighted by. So if you are in any way underwhelmed please let us know so we can make amends swiftly and satisfyingly.
Made from
100% splendid cotton.
Hand printed in London by impartial, non-radical political in-activists.
Product code
429563
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4.5 out of 5
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Delivery info
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