Two F*Cking Deer Funny 3D Pop Up Card Best For Him

Thanks to inflation we're 206+ years old and things are f*cking dear so here's a pop-up card featuring two fornicating deers to mark the occasion.- Humping deers pop up & well, hump on opening, no construction required - Features two, horny 3D deers and some fir trees for class - Two surprises in one! Surprise the lucky recipient by actually buying them a card then with pop up fawn-nicating deers - Deerlightful card for birthdays, anniversaries, Father's day etc, friends, sisters and husbands alike will all enjoy your punny gift - You can even detach your deer friends and display their frisky ways for eternity. Hump, hump, hooray! Front message reads: I ALMOST DIDN'T GET YOU ANYTHING Inside message reads: BECAUSE IT'S TWO FUCKING DEER!