Opening this birthday card's not too dissimilar to opening a real fortune cookie other than the fortune is... completely unhinged aaand they can't eat it!
- Look, if they know you, they'll know you don't gift cliche birthday cards & this card's truly a slap in the face of normalcy
- Funny and unexpected 3D pop-up immediately 'cracks up' on opening showing their glorious fortune
- Friends, lovers, family members alike won't predict what's awaiting inside this surprise card. Aww, they're fortunate to have you
- Hiding inside this hilarious card are two huge hands opening a fortune cookie revealing a deviously questionable fortune
- Afterall getting older's abit like a fortune cookie, sometimes sweet, sometimes a little crummy
- Outrageous, probably insulting but at least you'll get a laugh!
Outside: WISHING YOU GOOD FORTUNE ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
Inside: YOU'RE BEYOND HELP