Merry Fucking Christmas Bone China Bauble

The perfect classy yet sweary gift this Christmas.

You can always turn it around the other way if children are around.

If you've followed the range over the years - thank you very much - your continued purchases have meant that, year on year, we've been able to expand.

So, if you bought the chocolate, tried the Edinburgh Rock, wiped up with the T-Towel whilst wearing the mother (and father) of all aprons (launched in 2021) and gifted the socks to your dad then it's time to go really classy with our bone china baubles. If, like me, your mother in law hates the range, you can always twist it around to just be plain (we're thoughtful like that!).

Made in the UK with a beautiful red velvet ribbon and arriving in its own tube, this is the ultimate luxury Christmas gift with a bit of swears for good measure.