Funny Valentines card for anyone who wants their partner to know there are three people in this relationship: you, them and your shoes
Yes, I love you loads and loads. You're the best thing that ever happened to me. I want to spend the rest of my life with you. You complete me. What's that? You think I should 'get rid of a few pairs of shoes'? Get out. Get out now. It's over.
Printed on premium quality, FSC-certified 350gsm thick card, the design features the words You And Me, with the smaller, cheeky message 'and my massive collection of shoes'.
Our funny Valentines cards comes with an attractive brown fleck envelope.
Valentines card and envelope will be sent in a sturdy card-backed envelope. We've taken the #nakedcards pledge to try to cut out plastic card wrappers - we have a few pre-packed cards to get through, but our aim is to no longer send out any cards with a cellophane wrapper. You can find out more by searching the hashtag on social media.
Card is blank inside for your own message.
An original design by Paper Plane.
Colours may vary from those on screen due to different monitor set-ups.
